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The Conclave

            “How long have we been cooped up in here, Salvatore?” queried the man in the red skull cap.

            The canon expert turned the pity in his eyes towards Cardinal Campeggio, “4 weeks, 3 days and 11 hours, your Eminence.”

            The retirement of Pope Benedict XVI had caused the princes of the Church to convene once again behind the walls of the Vatican to elect a new Vicar of Christ. One-hundred and seventeen men dressed in the colors of St. Louis baseball, all waiting on the American congregation to finally present their ballots.

            The balloting had begun early in the Conclave. In fact, the very first day saw a vote. Great excitement had swept the Catholic world. The Italian domination of the papacy had clearly ended. A Pole, followed by a German, seemed to have laid the ghosts of WWII to rest. Now everyone was anticipating the first African or Latin American pontiff. But they were still waiting on the votes of the cardinals from the United States.

            To make the suspense even greater, only two men had received ballots. So, it was clear, the election would be settled by the delegation from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

            Tied at 53 votes apiece were Cardinals Peter Turkson of Ghana and Leonardo Sandri of Argentina. That meant the odd number of remaining votes would be decisive.

            “Could I ask you, Salvatore, to invite Cardinal Dolan from New York to join me for dinner?” instructed the former Papal nuncio.

            “I shall return at once with a reply”, Salvatore returned.

            With the Americans still not having cast their ballots, Cardinal Timothy Dolan from the Big Apple strode across the great hall to find a hot bowl of minestrone awaiting him.

            “Cardinal Campeggio, I thank you for your kind invitation to dine”, purred the American.

            “I thought that we might converse while providing nourishment to our bodies”, cooed his peer. “We, that are your brethren in scarlet, are concerned for the welfare of your delegation. Would it be unseemly to ask why your ballots are not yet counted?”

            “Of our eleven, ten have made their choice after long prayer and deep reflection. These are evenly split between Cardinal Turkson and Cardinal Sandri.”

            “Pray tell me, which of our Brothers in Christ still struggles with his conscience?”

            “His Eminence, Cardinal Buffett of West Palm Beach, Florida.”

            Campeggio looked puzzled, “I heard he dressed in Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda shorts. Yet, I see none in your delegation so attired.”

            “Cardinal Buffett felt that on this occasion he would be more…traditional?” was the Irish-American clergyman’s explanation.

            Salvatore indicated a particular holy man in across the hall for Cardinal Campeggio.

            “Salvatore, how did you know that he is Cardinal Buffett?” asked the curious man-of-the-cloth. Cardinal Dolan chuckled softly to himself.

            “Your Eminence, Cardinal Buffet is not wearing socks and I can see the gecko tattoo wrapping his ankle.

            Suddenly, a stir arose from the American delegation indicating that after more than four weeks the last ballot had finally been cast by Cardinal Buffett.

            All the ballots now accounted for; the tally was read aloud to the Conclave by Father Salvatore.

            “For Cardinal Sandri of Argentina there are 58 votes. For Cardinal Turkson of Ghana there are 58 votes.”

            The priest suddenly stopped, raised a quizzical expression to the Conclave, “I’m sorry your Eminences but who is Pat Buchanan?”


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Take The Town Halls To Washington

Nationwide Tea Party Coalition - "Take The Town Halls To Washington"
MEMPHIS, Tennessee (March 5, 2010) - The Nationwide Tea Party Coalition is today announcing a new project, "Take The Town Halls To Washington", which is designed to bring tea party activists to Washington, DC during the month of March to meet, question and review the positions of approximately 60 Democrat members of the House of Representatives whose vote on the pending Health Care legislation has not yet been publicly announced. Tea Party Nation is a collaborating partner in the project.
Spokesman Mark A. Skoda, who is also Chairman of The Memphis TEA Party stated, "President Obama has indicated his willingness to ignore the people and force his bill through Congress using whatever means necessary. Our objective is to bring thousands of constituents to DC to meet with their representatives, capture their comments and produce a review of those positions on a daily basis. We believe that time is of the essence and the people need to understand where these representatives stand before any vote is taken."
Organizer, Michael Patrick Leahy further stated, "After more than a year of tea party resistance to the big government efforts of the Obama Administration, it all comes down to the next 3 weeks. The Administration has made it clear. They intend to ram down the Health Care takeover through a corrupt Congress by the end of this month, in direct defiance of the clearly expressed will of the American people.”
“It is time for every tea party activist across the country to consider dropping everything he or she is doing and join us in the most important battle of our life time. We need your energy, commitment, and efforts to make this succeed. We need you to consider coming to Washington during this 3 week period, and if you can’t come to Washington, be part of this project in your local area.”
A nationwide webcast is scheduled for Tuesday, March 9, 2010 with meetings in DC scheduled to begin the following day through March 31, 2010. Logistics are being coordinated for those coming to Washington and daily briefings and reviews are scheduled during the project. It is expected that visits will take place while Congress is in session from Monday through Friday.
The Nationwide Tea Party Coalition is an informal federation of thirty local tea parties from around the country who work collaboratively on important national projects. It was the group that organized the February 27, 2009 “Nationwide Chicago Tea Party” in 51 cities around the country that launched the Tea Party Movement, as well as the April 15, 2009 Tax Day Tea Party, where 1 million tea party activists attended events in over 900 cities.

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