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Little Johnny and the Bee  

                “All right class, everyone take your seats. We need to review for the upcoming spelling bee. Nancy, you and Barak stop holding hands and go to your desks. In fact, remind me to separate you two later. You shouldn’t sit so close. I’ll put the little Boehner boy between you; just as soon as he stops crying.” Mrs. Nea stands before her class, commanding obedience with a glare.

                “Yes, Mrs. Nea”, replied the 4th graders.

                “Johnny Roberts! Put down that dictionary. You should have studied your vocabulary last night.”

                “Aw, shucks Mrs. Nea! I wasn’t hurtin’ no one”, Johnny protested.

                “That’s not the point, Johnny. Sit down and wait to be called upon.”


                “Ok”, murmurs Mrs. Nea. “Miss Pelosi, please stand.”

                Little Nancy stood by her desk grinning. It was something she did well. Combined with the constant startled look in her eyes, Mrs. Nea wondered what continuously surprised the child.

                “Spell, ‘healthcare’”, commanded the teacher.

                “Healthcare; can you use it in a sentence?” asked Nancy.

                “Healthcare is something everyone should have”, came back the response.

                “Can you define it, please?”

                “I’m sorry Nancy, but I cannot define it until you’ve spelled it”

                “Teacher, that doesn’t make any sense.”

                “Try and remember that in the future, Nancy. Still, the word is ‘healthcare’”.

                “Healthcare; h-e-l-t-h-k-a-r-e; healthcare”.

                “No, I’m sorry Nancy. Take your seat.”

                The child sat down. No change of expression, still showing the same startled look a cat gives when confronted by a flying insect.

                “Master Obama, stand please”, voiced the only adult in the room. “Spell ‘gullible’.”

                “Master? Is that a racist joke?” shouted little Albert Sharpton.

                “Don’t be so sensitive, Albert. Continue Barak.”

                “Gullible, C-a-t-h-o-l-i-c-s, gullible”

                “Barak, do you even know what gullible means? Catholics aren’t gullible.”

                “Democrat ones are. You can push their Church around and tell them the 1st amendment didn’t mean them. Man, they’re quick to bend over.”

                “Barak! That is inappropriate for class. However, sounds like you have a future in politics. Sit down.”             

                Hearing sobbing coming from the back of the room, Mrs. Nea decides to help an emotional child put their mind to something else. “Master Boehner, please rise.” Suddenly, the teacher realized it was fortunate that her

nasal congestion had passed. “Spell ‘Speaker’.”

                Sobbing, the student tried to begin, “Speaker, (sob) ssss-s-…p…p-eeeeeeeeeee-a-…”

                Mrs. Nea interrupts, “That will be all John. You can sit down now.” The teacher made a mental note to find out if he has been playing with the little Beck boy again. Those two would cry over a Road Runner cartoon.

                Suddenly, one of the children could contain himself no longer. “Oh! Oh! Teacher! Call on me…me…me…me.
                “Alright Master Roberts, standup”, she instructed.

                Little Johnny Roberts hid a pocket dictionary in his desk that he had been peeking into before rising to his feet. Brushing his unruly hair with his fingers, he gives a smile to Nancy. Barak glared menacingly.

                Mrs. Nea looked at the next term to be spelled, “rat”. No, she wasn’t falling for that one again; best to find another word. “Ah, here we are. Johnny spell ‘penalty’”

                “Can you use it in a sentence?”

                “The young man had to pay a penalty for not buying insurance.”

                “May I have the definition, please?”

                “A fine placed against a person or company for violation of law.”

                “Penalty, t-a-x, penalty.”

                Mrs. Nea reached in her desk drawer for some ibuprofen.


John Colbert



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Take The Town Halls To Washington

Nationwide Tea Party Coalition - "Take The Town Halls To Washington"
MEMPHIS, Tennessee (March 5, 2010) - The Nationwide Tea Party Coalition is today announcing a new project, "Take The Town Halls To Washington", which is designed to bring tea party activists to Washington, DC during the month of March to meet, question and review the positions of approximately 60 Democrat members of the House of Representatives whose vote on the pending Health Care legislation has not yet been publicly announced. Tea Party Nation is a collaborating partner in the project.
Spokesman Mark A. Skoda, who is also Chairman of The Memphis TEA Party stated, "President Obama has indicated his willingness to ignore the people and force his bill through Congress using whatever means necessary. Our objective is to bring thousands of constituents to DC to meet with their representatives, capture their comments and produce a review of those positions on a daily basis. We believe that time is of the essence and the people need to understand where these representatives stand before any vote is taken."
Organizer, Michael Patrick Leahy further stated, "After more than a year of tea party resistance to the big government efforts of the Obama Administration, it all comes down to the next 3 weeks. The Administration has made it clear. They intend to ram down the Health Care takeover through a corrupt Congress by the end of this month, in direct defiance of the clearly expressed will of the American people.”
“It is time for every tea party activist across the country to consider dropping everything he or she is doing and join us in the most important battle of our life time. We need your energy, commitment, and efforts to make this succeed. We need you to consider coming to Washington during this 3 week period, and if you can’t come to Washington, be part of this project in your local area.”
A nationwide webcast is scheduled for Tuesday, March 9, 2010 with meetings in DC scheduled to begin the following day through March 31, 2010. Logistics are being coordinated for those coming to Washington and daily briefings and reviews are scheduled during the project. It is expected that visits will take place while Congress is in session from Monday through Friday.
The Nationwide Tea Party Coalition is an informal federation of thirty local tea parties from around the country who work collaboratively on important national projects. It was the group that organized the February 27, 2009 “Nationwide Chicago Tea Party” in 51 cities around the country that launched the Tea Party Movement, as well as the April 15, 2009 Tax Day Tea Party, where 1 million tea party activists attended events in over 900 cities.

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